An Open Letter to My Daughter

Dear Hadley,

If you see a sleeping baby, he does not "need song." Similarly, sleeping baby does not "need paci." If you turn on a loud song and shove a paci into a sleeping baby's mouth, yes, he will wake up and start to cry. You don't need to tell mommy, "Baby cry." I can hear it. I promise.

Nevertheless, I love you and all of your overprotective mothering instincts.

Love,
Mommy

Quickly...

I have a few posts in draft, but here are some funnies while I'm thinking about it.

• Every time Harrison burps, Hadley says, "Scuse you, baby."
• Every time Harrison sneezes, Hadley says, "Bless you, baby."