Bad news. Alitalia cancelled our flight to Italy. We found out last night after we all went out to dinner. I can't believe it. After canceling the flight, the airline tried to rebook us on new flights to get us to Venice. The only problem is they booked daddy and me on a flight through Boston and put mommy on a flight going through France. As you know, mommy is like my American Express card - I don't leave home without her. So, unless Alitalia can get mommy on the same flight that daddy and I are on, we are going to have to cancel the trip altogether. I have my passport in hand and I've been practicing my Italian every day, so I'm going to be really disappointed if we end up having to stay home. I probably won't be as disappointed as mommy will be (she is virtually inconsolable), but pretty close.
What do you mean you cancelled my flight?
Mr. T, you didn't really want to go to that old Italy anyway, did you? All they do is drink wine and look at old buildings that have either already fallen down or are in the process of falling down. They don't even like to hunt like you and me. You would be much better off if you stayed here with me so we could get some quality time at the farm. You would be a whole different person after that. Anyway, for your Mom and Dad I'm glad it all worked out. Stay in touch and good hunting, Uncle Bud.
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