Wishing Mommy a Happy Mother's Day
Happy Birthday, Mommy...now, give me some cake!
Wishing Mommy a Happy Mother's Day
Happy Birthday, Mommy...now, give me some cake!
...and I want to tell you all about it!
Mommy and daddy are thinking of having the tubes taken out of my ears because they say I am running around the house like a madman. Mommy has commented more than once that I am eating her out of house and home. That's just fine by me because I prefer to be "out of house and home" and OUTSIDE! I try to make a break for it every time the dudyas go outside, but mommy usually catches me. She is afraid that I will dive face-first down the stairs and into the yard, but I don't care as long as I am outside with the sun on my face and the wind in my hair. If I get to slide on my play set, that's just icing on the cake.
In other news, I discovered "threads" yesterday. That has made life really interesting for mommy and daddy. They are just a ton of fun to pull, so who can blame me?!? I also have mastered dialing and talking on the phone, pushing all of the buttons on the TV and TIVO, opening and closing the garage, and unscrewing lids (usually to mommy's cosmetics). Mommy says there is never a dull moment around here...a statement that is usually followed by "I could seriously use a drink!"
I had been warned that rotavirus was pretty bad, but no one told me I would have explosive, uncontainable poops every 10-15 minutes. For the most part, I could handle it. I spent most of my time in mommy's lap watching Blue's Clues and The Wonder Pets. Mommy, on the other hand, was about to crack. Last Wednesday was especially bad. I pooped three times during lunch. Every time, mommy changed my diaper; but the third time, it ran out the diaper, onto the high chair, and into a puddle on the floor. Mommy stripped me, toweled me off, and carried me up to my bathroom, all the while praying that Winston and W wouldn't try to "help" clean the floor. As soon as she stood me on the bathroom floor, I pooped again. She hoisted me into the tub, where I pooped yet AGAIN. While mopping the floor and draining the poop bathwater, mommy frantically called my Nana to beg her to come help. Sure enough, Nana was on a plane less than 24 hours later, and mommy has never been so happy to see her! Here Elizabeth and I are on one of the slides. It was my first sliding experience...and I didn't understand why I couldn't just walk down it.
Studying the planets...in a bunch of different languages.
This is a lot bigger than the Fisher Price School Bus I have at home!